Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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