Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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