I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
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omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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