what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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