You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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