the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
So vagazzling was a success
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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