So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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