Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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