You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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