The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
