spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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