do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
We are two peas in an std pod
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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