Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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