Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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