just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
