I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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