margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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