Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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