Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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