yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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