she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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