All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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