i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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