love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
