well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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