I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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