Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(336): View more from North Carolina

pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.

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(618): View more from Illinois

the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.

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(954): View more from Florida

I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy

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(540): View more from Virginia

The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?

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(954): View more from Florida

Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!

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(630): View more from Illinois

I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.

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