Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.