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• (248): View more from Michigan

  it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.

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  What?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  ..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.

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  Details.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.

  (740): View more from Ohio

  i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..

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• (831): View more from California

  So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok

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• (585): View more from New York

  Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer

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• (360): View more from Washington

  sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.

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• (559): View more from California

  I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.

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• (310): View more from California

  All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I want to be your penis for a week.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.

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