it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.