This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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