Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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