i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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