who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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