And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
where does the pee come out of this thing
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sarcasm needs its own font
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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