he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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