watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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