a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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