What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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