No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just found a bag of teeth...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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