I am puke
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Quick, to the slutcave!
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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