didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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