? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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