Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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