On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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