the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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