Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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