Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
