Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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