remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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