I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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