She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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