Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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