it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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