went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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