Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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