I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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